Space Jokes
- Why did the sun go to school?
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To get a little brighter!
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite type of music?
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Neptunes!
- Why can’t astronauts play hide and seek on the moon?
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Because there’s no place to hide in space!
- What do you call a tick on the moon?
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A luna-tick!
- Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space?
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Because he heard the sky was the limit!
- What do planets like to read?
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Comet books!
- Why did Mars break up with Venus?
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Because she needed some space!
- What do you call a lazy astronaut?
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A procrastinaut!
- Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
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To see the moooon!
- What do you call a restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, but no atmosphere!
- How does the solar system hold up its pants?
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With an asteroid belt!
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy?
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Milky Way bars!
- Why do astronauts use Linux?
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Because they don’t like Windows in space!